Man Utd is a great, fabulous, wonderful, fantastic, excellent, smashing.......club. Phew! If it wins the EPL this season it will have won its 4th consecutive EPL title. oh, and can you just ignore the idiot kissing the trophy? he is the infamous Cristiano Ronaldo, he just moved to Real Madrid for 80 million pounds. What a traitor! what a betrayal! When he is being paid 300,000 pounds a week, his former club is struggling without him.
Ferguson, my grandfather(hahas), thought himself so lucky when he bought this blundering fool for free from relegated Newcastle, Michael Owen. He is irregular, inept in scoring goals and the club, because of him, hs to rely on Rooney alone as the lone striker as Berbatov is also behaving like a poo-poo head. However, Rooney coped brilliantly and saved their butts. He scored all 4 goals in Man Utd's 4-0 victory over Hull and all 3 in its 3-1 win over city rivals Manchester City.
Next, the big match tonight: Man Utd vs Arsenal. The Gunners are in fine form. They have the brilliant Cesc Fabregas as their playmaker but they are wonderfully short of strikers. They will have to rely on the 31 year old Nicholas Bendtner instead. On the other hand, United are boosted by the return of their finest defender: Nemanja Vidic instead. On the other hand, United are boosted stop. Cesc Fabregas and Michael Carrick, 2 equally good players, will be fighting all over the midfield, struggling to gain possession. Predicted scoreline: Utd 2 Arsenal 1.